cadoized:

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

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dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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daffydthomas:

one gf a day keeps tf away

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irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

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enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

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venusrox:

Rose Quartz Large Crystal Points - Brazil
These two beautiful, large points were carefully handpicked, on our most recent trip, not just for their gorgeous, classic pink colour and unique natural features but thanks to their immense, peaceful and radiant energy.
Chakras – 4th (Heart)"The stone of love.  Love for oneself, family, friends, the planet and the universe.  It releases stress and anxiety and dissolves anger and fear and brings hope and love.  It encourages compassion and kindness." - Venusrox
They are surely destined to transform any space into a place of bliss. They could also make a brilliant wedding gift for something truly extraordinary. 
*£1,850.00 Each. Please email us for further images and information. We ship world-wide.  
Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utonium