cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via asvprock)


baeddelpherneliatakesthesquare:

this ten year old kid. this child. this decadent bourgeois fucker has a four minute and fourteen second video on how to escape the friendzone. we’re all going to die.

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via heliolisk)




hippie-galaxy:

mim-akh:

forties-fifties-sixties-love:

1969

the only thing that’s changed since then is the quality of photos

reblogging for comment

seri0uslybecca:


i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

(via communistbakery)


roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via insert-funny-url)




Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utonium