dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

(via penisvvrinkle)



thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

(via homoxual)


awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

(via sorry)


nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

(via africandad)


jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

(Source: jeliyfish, via beyoncevevo)


zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via gaytable)


fruitcrocs:

i wish there was a scent of candle that smelt like the smoke after a candle has just been blown out

(via satansbosom)


urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via asvprock)



Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utonium